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Stonecutters

  • Abandoned Store

    unique30

  • All Seeing Eye

    100

  • Chest of Sacred Artifacts

    55

  • Hieroglyph Wall

    500

  • Nighthawk Diner

    unique15,000

  • Number 2

    60

  • Number 51

    100

  • Number 314

    12

  • Stonecutter Daycare Center

    unique250,000

  • Stonecutter Lodge

    unique2,000

  • Tube Slide

    2,500


Number 1

Let’s all get drunk and play ping pong!

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Number 51

Who keeps my people under wraps? We do!

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Consume Engineered “Meat” Product
Time: 1 h
Reward:

Run the Stonecutter Daycare
Time: 2 h
Reward:

Send Invasion “Documentary” to the Mothership
Time: 4 h
Reward:

Phone Home
Time: 4 h
Reward:

Drink Fungal Excrement
Time: 8 h
Reward:

Make Invasion “Documentary”
Time: 8 h
Reward:

Sing the Stonecutter Song
Time: 12 h
Reward:

Watch Daytime TV
Time: 24 h
Reward:

Watch Old B-Movies
Time: 24 h
Reward:

Number 51


Number 908

Who likes singing drinking songs? We do!

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Number 36

Who rigs every Oscar night? We do!

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Number 600

Who keeps the metric system down? We do!

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Number 85

Who controls the British crown? We do!

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Number 29

Who makes sure the rich stay rich? We do!

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Number 21

Who keeps Springfield beer kegs filled? We do!

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Number 50

Who decides which cars to boot? We do!

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Number 111

Who knows where my teeth are now? I don’t!

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Number 22

Who wire taps the NSA? We do!

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Number 59

Who knows who’s in and who is “out?” We do!

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Number 12

Who always gets free upsized meals ? We do!

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Number 14

Who keeps Springfield off the map? We do!

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Number 66

Who controls the evening news? We do!

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Number 2

Who decides who gets shingles? We do!

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Number 314

Who holds back the electric car? We do!

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Number 79

Who gets funky every night? We do!

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Number 67

Who gets exempted from state sales tax? We do!

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Number 5

Who holds the carrot and the stick? We do!

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June 3, 2014

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