All Seeing Eye
Chest of Sacred Artifacts
Stonecutter Daycare Center
Let’s all get drunk and play ping pong!
Who keeps my people under wraps? We do!
Who likes singing drinking songs? We do!
Who rigs every Oscar night? We do!
Who keeps the metric system down? We do!
Who controls the British crown? We do!
Who makes sure the rich stay rich? We do!
Who keeps Springfield beer kegs filled? We do!
Who decides which cars to boot? We do!
Who knows where my teeth are now? I don’t!
Who wire taps the NSA? We do!
Who knows whoâs in and who is âout?â We do!
Who always gets free upsized meals ? We do!
Who keeps Springfield off the map? We do!
Who controls the evening news? We do!
Who decides who gets shingles? We do!
Who holds back the electric car? We do!
Who gets funky every night? We do!
Who gets exempted from state sales tax? We do!
Who holds the carrot and the stick? We do!